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5 Things I Shouldn’t Be Thankful For

5 Things I Shouldn’t Be Thankful For

Posted on November 24, 2015September 20, 2018 by Willow Becker
  It is incredibly easy to remember all the hardships that happened over the last year. The loss of job, the loss of dog, the loss of my no-pants writing gig. It’s easy to count the losses ... Read More
The Follower Rap – Willow Dawn Becker Unleashed!

The Follower Rap – Willow Dawn Becker Unleashed!

Posted on February 5, 2015September 20, 2018 by Willow Becker
  A couple of weeks ago, I looked at my Facebook author page and realized that I had close to 500 followers. Being a number-loving kind of gal, I figured that I would turn the upcoming 500 into a... Read More
Turning Holiday Hell Into a Heavenly Christmas: 25 Days of Disaster

Turning Holiday Hell Into a Heavenly Christmas: 25 Days of Disaster

Posted on December 14, 2014March 24, 2022 by Willow Becker
Christmas is a funny holiday around the Willowsphere. I love it, don’t get me wrong, but there are stages of Christmas in my world that are fraught with their own peculiarities and dangers. This... Read More
No. I am not drunk. I’m just inappropriate.

No. I am not drunk. I’m just inappropriate.

Posted on August 24, 2014September 20, 2018 by Willow Becker
Even though I’m a Mormon, I still get asked sometimes if I drink. As many of my religion would respond, I don’t participate in traditional beverages intended to loosen the inhibitions and ... Read More
How to Capture and Care For a Unicorn: A Guaranteed 5-Step Method

How to Capture and Care For a Unicorn: A Guaranteed 5-Step Method

Posted on August 11, 2014September 20, 2018 by Willow Becker
My brother is single and upwards of 30. This is not a problem, really. Lots of people get married later in life. Indeed, being married is not the end-all be-all of existence. But, I have a feeling he... Read More
Quiz: Do You Have a Twitter Addiction? – Day 4

Quiz: Do You Have a Twitter Addiction? – Day 4

Posted on May 21, 2014September 20, 2018 by Willow Becker
  After doing extensive research with a number of double-blind studies, many lab animals, and at least 2 assistants who knew calculus, I feel confident that I have created a test that proves whet... Read More
The $2,000 Tampons – A Disgusting Story About My Stupid Pug

The $2,000 Tampons – A Disgusting Story About My Stupid Pug

Posted on November 20, 2013September 20, 2018 by Willow Becker
Forgive me, readers, for I have sinned. It has been over a month since my last annoying blog confession. And feminine products are to blame. In my life, there has been a clear and obvious trend that I... Read More
Middle School Sucks

Middle School Sucks

Posted on October 8, 2013March 24, 2022 by Willow Becker
 I’m gonna guess that if you’re reading my blog, you are no longer in middle school. Or, if you are, you have somehow hijacked your parent’s computer and are frantically trying to ... Read More
How Wearing No Makeup Got a Hispanic Lady to Call the Cops on Me

How Wearing No Makeup Got a Hispanic Lady to Call the Cops on Me

Posted on September 24, 2013September 25, 2018 by Willow Becker
I’m not what you call, “A normal person.” My priorities are, in order: 1. My daughter 2. My husband 3. My writing 4. Everything else I wake up early, work like a dog, get my daughter... Read More
25 Ways to Know if You’re a True Oregonian

25 Ways to Know if You’re a True Oregonian

Posted on September 5, 2013September 20, 2018 by Willow Becker
If you simultaneously thought that this was the stupidest title of an article in the universe AND knew you had to read it just to make sure I got everything right, you are in the right place. Welcome ... Read More
The Best Water for Skinny Dipping

The Best Water for Skinny Dipping

Posted on August 14, 2013September 20, 2018 by Willow Becker
5 writers walk into a campground. This is either the set up for the worst joke ever, or the premise of a bloody B-movie where all the blondes die in ironic ways. I choose the latter, of course. Actual... Read More
Potty Mind

Potty Mind

Posted on July 13, 2013September 20, 2018 by Willow Becker
Here’s what they don’t tell you at crazy-camp: being crazy sucks. My blog has turned out to be kind of a weird format where I write stuff that I think is kind of funny or interesting, but ... Read More
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Willow Dawn Becker is a top-rated copywriter, legal editor, and marketing strategist. She is also the author of a number of published short fiction stories, and is currently working on her newest science fiction novel “Leto’s Children.” She lives in Utah with her husband, two daughters, and her pug.

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