Category: Funny
The Follower Rap – Willow Dawn Becker Unleashed!
A couple of weeks ago, I looked at my Facebook author page and realized that I had close to 500 followers. Being a number-loving kind of gal, I figured that I would turn the upcoming 500 into a... Read More
Turning Holiday Hell Into a Heavenly Christmas: 25 Days of Disaster
Christmas is a funny holiday around the Willowsphere. I love it, don’t get me wrong, but there are stages of Christmas in my world that are fraught with their own peculiarities and dangers. This... Read More
No. I am not drunk. I’m just inappropriate.
Even though I’m a Mormon, I still get asked sometimes if I drink. As many of my religion would respond, I don’t participate in traditional beverages intended to loosen the inhibitions and ... Read More
How to Capture and Care For a Unicorn: A Guaranteed 5-Step Method
My brother is single and upwards of 30. This is not a problem, really. Lots of people get married later in life. Indeed, being married is not the end-all be-all of existence. But, I have a feeling he... Read More
Quiz: Do You Have a Twitter Addiction? – Day 4
After doing extensive research with a number of double-blind studies, many lab animals, and at least 2 assistants who knew calculus, I feel confident that I have created a test that proves whet... Read More
The $2,000 Tampons – A Disgusting Story About My Stupid Pug
Forgive me, readers, for I have sinned. It has been over a month since my last annoying blog confession. And feminine products are to blame. In my life, there has been a clear and obvious trend that I... Read More
Middle School Sucks
 I’m gonna guess that if you’re reading my blog, you are no longer in middle school. Or, if you are, you have somehow hijacked your parent’s computer and are frantically trying to ... Read More
How Wearing No Makeup Got a Hispanic Lady to Call the Cops on Me
I’m not what you call, “A normal person.” My priorities are, in order: 1. My daughter 2. My husband 3. My writing 4. Everything else I wake up early, work like a dog, get my daughter... Read More
25 Ways to Know if You’re a True Oregonian
If you simultaneously thought that this was the stupidest title of an article in the universe AND knew you had to read it just to make sure I got everything right, you are in the right place. Welcome ... Read More
The Best Water for Skinny Dipping
5 writers walk into a campground. This is either the set up for the worst joke ever, or the premise of a bloody B-movie where all the blondes die in ironic ways. I choose the latter, of course. Actual... Read More